‘allo, let me tell you a story, mon ami
Of how I celebrated our anniversary
Eating baguette from a boulangerie
In the grandest of cities – gay Paree
Sigh, as they say, c’est la vie
Like a bored couple seeking romance
We decided to make off to France
Just plain old me and ma cherie
With each other and love for company
Cabaret, can can, chic-ness and the mandatory high-brow culture
The Seine, Eiffel Tower and the Louvre, for sure
But more than that, a tour of the gastronomique scene
For the gourmand to binge on nouvelle cuisine
Adjusting my beret, we went to the Champs Elysees
The finest of French restaurants, s’il vous plait
Like pearls before swine, me a clumsy oeuf
Seeking the masterpieces of a Michelin chef
Garcon, bring me la carte without translation
And spare me your un-understandable pronunciation
Having experienced haute fashion Parisienne
I was ready for a meal starting with ze soup French onion
I went with what I thought would be great on the palate
But as they say, trust a novice to always lose the bet
Bon appetit, but foie gras was not for lily-livered me
It’s a fat canard that luxury dishes are always tasty
Google Assist told me lapin was rabbit
Which wasn’t exactly an Indian culinary habit
No, it isn’t funny, not for any kind of money
Was I about to be the testing bunny
I ordered andouillette, ratatouille and bouillabaisse
Almost spitting them out, so much for my sass
Undeterred, the unlettered me forged on
Determined to have an authentic meal tres bon
I was served something that tasted like fried poultry
Till I saw the webbed feet and out popped the chicken in me
I think I’ll stay away from cooked amphibians
And remain true to the salad with champignons
Seeing my discomfiture, the waiter asked, escargot?
The mere mention had me glancing anxiously for an escape door
Flavoured with butter, garlic and thyme (although I heard slime)
I crawled low in my seat, pretending to look at the time
Enough was enough, no way could I relish Gaelic food
I decided to be ruder than those who are perceived to be rude
Please, just bring me the menu gateaux
And I ordered the smallest of bites of petits four
By now hungry, upset and completely miserable
Forget edible, we decided to eat what we were able
So the wife had a croissant and I, the aforementioned bread
And that was our celebration, enough said
Part of a troika, with Germany coming next and the previous one on Italy here:
Webbed feet made me go eeewww ……. But sighed with relief when it finished with croissant and bread …….. . This was a treat to read
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Thank ewwww! 😇
Perhaps not as much of a treat to eat, eh?
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Haa haaa never been happier to be a vegetarian 😜
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Hahaha nice and finally you ate only the breads after he told you all concoctions that were prepared by him. Nice poem and the chef is looking very cute, Kunal.
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😊🙏🏽
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lol …so funny … comfort food is the best anyday
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Thank you! Glad it could elicit a laugh 😊
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Very very nice one Kumnnu ! Makes Paris come alive in your own inimitable way
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Thank you, Mrs Chitrita Mukherjee
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Lol Kunal! Loved it ( at your expense! 😉)
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Grumble grumble, thanks!!! 🙂
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😂😂
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What a treat! (the poem that is, not the culinary experience)
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Thanks, Sonya! Glad it brought you a smile 🙂
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Most delightful and clever piece!
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Thank you! Appreciate it!
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My pleasure!
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What a wonderful write — took me back to Paris and the wonders of French cuisine! You are so clever and funny – even when hungry! 🙂
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I’m still hungry, a man can’t live on love or bread alone 😁. Thanks, KP, come back next week for Germany!
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i had such a hard time in Germany — France was much easier with at least salad, crepes, bread, dessert…Germany was only bread and potatoes – every meal. Waiting to read your next adventure! 🙂
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👍🙏🏽
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I personally liked your take on Italy better. Eagerly awaiting the one on Germany…you know why!
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Yup, next Monday it’ll be up! Thanks!!
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Such a fun read, K. The whole experience described and shared with such a great sense of humour! 😀👍
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Thanks, V! Even though this is an imagined piece, I’m not adventurous with food. 😊
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Hahaha…kudos to your powers of imagination too! 👍
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Ha Ha Haute Cuisine!!
Your discomfiture truly elicited a laugh 😂
Though I wish I could express my Aussie gastronomic adventure eating crocodile, emu and kangaroo meat with as much gusto and aplomb 😉
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Thanks, Manisha. Tell you what, I wouldn’t dare try either of those and anyway, I’m veg now 🙂
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Haha
Your words took me to France😄
How do u remember all those words though😄
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T-hahaha-nk you, Y! 😊
Some from college, some Google, some coz I love cooking & browse or watch quite a few mags/TV shows
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That’s impressive 👍👍👍
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Deeelightful! I need to share this with my daughter (who lives in French-speaking Switzerland) and her husband (who’s an exquisite chef). They’ll laugh even more than I did!
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Thank you, Jan! It’d be my pleasure if you did 🙂
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I forget food when I read your foodie fantasy , blimey , fantastic post !
You always nail it, Kunal !
Fav this post. 10/10.
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Monday ko Germany ja raha hoon khaane, so make sure to come back next week to read that! 😜 🤗 Thanks, as always!
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I am curious about Herr food. Hahahahaha
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👍👍👍
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😀👍👏👏👏!
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Thank you!!!
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Very funny! Nicely crafted xx
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Thank you! And there’s a follow up to that, since you liked it – on Germany.
https://randomrantsruminationsramblings.wordpress.com/2019/04/29/a-comic-gothic-poem/
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Very cool. I shall give it a read!
😉
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Much appreciated! Have a nice day, wherever you are!
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You too 😊
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Food poet extraordinaire! Bravo!!
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Haha haha, thank you, A! 🥂
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Delightful. Very amusing
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Merci!!! 😊
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Brilliant reflections!👍
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Thanks, Savvy, just a fun write from the imagination!
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Very enjoyable read Kunal. 🙂
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Merci beaucoup!
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Un plaisir🙂
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