I clamp down Continue reading →

I clamp down Continue reading →
Tired of being single, I looked to settle down, find myself a wife
Little did I know I was in for the wildest ride of my life
Met this girl at a bar, man, she looked swell
Seemed single and ready to mingle, but who could tell
Friendly pecks and light, gentle smacks,
There are kisses. Continue reading →
Came into a cool couple of million through a Nigerian scam
Thought I’d go splurge to better who I am
Clothes maketh the man, so with a craving for all things luxe
What better way to spend a few easy bucks
Donning these fancy labels and tags
They’d add way more style to my swag
There are times thoughts gather
Which I cannot wish away
Let’s walk a step towards peace
But my damn legs will not move Continue reading →