Tired of being a slob, tried turning into a snob
Joined the local Wine Appreciation Society
Thought I’d get a bit more civilized
And there’d be more variety to me
In a mock chateau, down a flight of stairs to a cellar
Saw bottles upon bottles and rows of stemmed glasses
Dainty little bites of finger food laid out
Soon, it was time to begin our classes
New vocabulary was introduced: nose, terroir
And the S’s of see, swirl, sniff, sip, savour, spit
Aroma, appearance, bouquet, balance and aftertaste
Excited, I rubbed my hands, thinking this is it
With a flourish the first bottle was uncorked
A New World grape, so we were told
Bottled some hundred years ago or so
I wondered whether it was safe to drink something that old
“Complex”, “floral”, “herbaceous”, “deep” and “supple”
There were many orgasmic oohs and aahs
Unimpressed, I spat out whatever the heck it was
And asked for the crackers & cheese to be passed
Sauvignon Blanc, Chardonnay, Moscato, Riesling and Chablis
Cabernet Sauvignon, Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Syrah
Burgundy, Merlot, Zinfandel, Barolo, Pinot Grigio and Prosecco
Shiraz, Marsala, Malbec, Beaujolais, Viognier and Rioja
French, Spanish, German, Italian, other Mediterranean
Argentinian, South African, Californian and Chilean
Australian, Portuguese, Romanian and even Indian
Different grapes and climates, all following a tradition
Bordeaux, Burgundy, Cava, Semillon and Chenin Blanc
Blush, Rose, Ice, Sparkling, Dry, Dessert and Gewürztraminer
Chianti, Claret, Port, Madeira, Sherry… with food pairing
Explained by a pretentious little sommelier
Predictably, it got too hoity-toity and stifling
I had the urge to escape to more familiar environs
Uh, emergency, excuse me, ladies and gents
I need to head out for cheap beer with some friends
Suggested pairing – Fou Fou Food in France
Interesting 😊 This is almost similar to tea tasting.
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Thanks… yes!
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This was interesting. Taught me very new things
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Thank you… just a fun write 🙂
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Lol Kunal! Snobbery doesn’t suit everyone. 😀
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😀🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
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🙏🏼😀
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Oh I LOVE this. Gave me a smile 😊
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I’m so glad… thank you much!
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You’re welcome. Made my morning, that did. Hope you e joyed the beer 😊
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Haha, beer goes down well a anywhere anytime 😀. Thanks again, take care!
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You too. I never liked snobs anyway lol
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🙂
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Wow, excellent and interesting poetry of the high and mighty and their showy lives. Nice to be having simple beer in a small restaurant. What wines and what names never knew so many and the map and the picture was perfect, Kunal. Too good.
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Thank, Kamal! Parsi peg zindabad, forget wine-shine 🙂
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Yes absolutely true nothing like a parsi peg and with all the mutton biryani and chicken tandoori. Maajani life, K. Welcome.
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I enjoyed your fun read and you always amaze! I enjoy a red cab but I’m no wine snob and yes, beers with friends can’t be beaten.
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Thank you for your warm comments! 🥂
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My pleasure! 😉
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I love it how at the end you come to the simplest yet the best thing(food/drink)😀👍👍
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Thanks, Y! The simple things in life are the best 😀
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Absolutely😀
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Kunal, Just names do not make a good wine. I am all for our sweet Desi wines, Sula, port no7 and even the local Aunty’s bootlegd stuff tastes better than the dry wines which are closer to vinegar. No offence to others tastes and preferences.
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You’re right, Sula makes some good wines – I prefer dry whites myself. Thanks, Bob!!
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smiles my friend – you are a connoisseur
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Hahaha, hardly! 😀But I’ll take that, all the same! Thank you!!!
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🌸😊
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I so relate to this, K! Wonderfully described.
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Thank you, Vidur! 🍻
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Hi, would love for you to check out my blog and let me know what you think ☺️
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Will do! Thanks for coming by! 😊
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Bevdey French , your writing is superb as usual.
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Haha, shukriya merci
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De nada koi baat nahee 😊
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Omg! I didn’t know thereare so many kinds of 🍷. Your research work is phenomenal K 🍻
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Thanks, R! I’m sure there’s many more I’ve never heard of or bothered to find out about 😊 🍷
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Haha! Loved it! Ingenious, well crafted and truly entertaining – this is a masterful piece, my friend!
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🙂 thanks, Isha! Clink!
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Haha, oops, sorry, gulped already, but clink! 😜
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