After Dinner Limerick

This plump bugger, this jumbo prawn

Of his brawn he was quickly shorn

Shelled, deveined, fried in masala*

He didn’t die in vain, this li’l fella

He satisfied man, do not his demise mourn


Now lying dead in a belly full of beer

Along with a few of his brothers dear

Having ingested them all

Will no doubt spike the cholesterol

This next morning is less cheer, more fear


* IndianΒ spice mix



  1. I love limericks. And I haven’t seen anyone who writes them well as you do. You surprise me , Kunal. Chupa rustum lol. Your hidden talents are many 😜 keep them coming dude.



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