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SHOES
Daily exercise being the new norm
My shoes were giving way
I popped into the closest sports store
And checked out their huge display

Jeans
Many of you will know what this means
When I say I remember the days of my teens
Wanting to be like James Dean
In a short-sleeved tee & indigo jeans
Those were the days of simple blue
5 pocket denims without much ado
You could run them ragged and threadbare
Scuffs and stains, but never a tear

H2Ohhhh…
A hot summer day it was
My throat, it was parched
After a brisk evening walk
In search of drinking water I marched

NEVER GOING BACH
Here I was, unwilling, and a complete ignoramus
Wearing a tuxedo and bowtie, kicking up a fuss
Being hauled along to the opera, when I confess
I’d be more at home in T-shirt and shorts at a circus

Blame & Shame

No See, No Hear, No Speak
The tale of the three monkeys for today’s times:

Royally Flushed*

SHRINKING SPACES
Young turks, crass riff raff, a foot in the door and then gradually elbowing their way in. Desperate to control, a sign of the times.
The genteel, old fogies, value systems constrained, constricted and then crowded out, shown the door.

Spam!
Hundreds of messages waiting for me
Online friendships aplenty
Inducing me to adultery
And hot, kinky sex for free
Porn, more porn and all kinds of pills
Poker, psychics, tarot and thrills