One thing is absolutely crystal clear
I don’t have the smarts for art
But when the wife’s commanding voice calls, “dear?”
I run along to play my part
We (actually, she) were invited to the opening
Of a swanky, snooty new gallery
Followed by an auction of certified paintings
So we decked up in our finest finery
Now I’ve been to many a museum
For my share of history and culture
I find both quite dreary and ho-hum
But I don’t have the heart – or guts – to tell her
The place was rather minimalistic and plain
With track lighting and frame after frame
Starched, white-gloved waiters with flutes on trays
Accompanied by nibbles and an array of canapes
I shook hands, air-kissed and tried to make conversation
I couldn’t, so I focused on the degustation
While the good folks discussed canvas, strokes and palette
I was figuring what worked best on tongue and palate
Frescoes, oils, enamels, acrylic and watercolour
So much ardour and fervour
Brushes, Renaissance period, ink on silk
Pity, I wasn’t one of their ilk
Picasso, Michelangelo, Rousseau
Vincent Van Gogh and Frida Kahlo
Klimt and the mustachioed Salvador Dali
Renoir and the multi-talented Da Vinci
Different schools and different styles
Abstract, Cubism, Impressionism
Modernism, Surrealism, Expressionism
To understand them, it would take me a while
I smiled broadly, although I was ill at ease
Not recognising a Monet from a Matisse
About Rembrandt neither did I know very much
Except that he was Dutch or such
Oh yes, I was pleased as punch
When I could recognise a Munch
His famous and iconic The Scream
Although, honestly, I found it a tad extreme
The masterful medieval Europeans
Met their match in the Indians
For every Rubens, Goya, Cezanne and Gauguin
There was a Jamini Roy, Gaitonde and Husain
Raja Ravi Varma, Jatin Das and Raza
Amrita Sher-Gill and Francis Newton Souza
Ara, Tyeb Mehta and Satish Gujral
The aficionados all in a thrall
Time was so slow in passing
I had to linger some more
Pretending to be admiring
The miniatures, Madhubanis and Tanjores
When it was time to be seated
I made it appear I’d forgotten my wallet
I made a show of emptying out my pocket
So that the dear missus would fall for it
If I had to spend on a painting for my walls
I’d give a kid some crayons to make a scrawl
Mount his masterpiece, hang it up in the hall
Who knows, he’d grow up to be an Andy Warhol
*Image from the net, belongs to Tezi Gabunia
Sorry, I am totally dumb here. Congrats, You at least know the names of many a famous artistes while I don’t know any!
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Thanks, but google, dad! It’s not GK at work 👌🏼
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Oh, I forgot about the google. Even the DEVIL knew about it , if you remember!
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You are so modest about your GK, Kunal ji
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Wow and wow, Kunal. What a poem. I enjoyed thoroughly your awesome words and for sure ek crayon painting from a small child would work wonders. Too good.
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Thanks & thanks, yaar
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Welcome Kunal.
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The easy flow and the magic you weave with words Kunal, impeccable as always 👌👌👌
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Merci, my friend!
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Brilliant. And what knowledge you have
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Thank you! And thanks to google 😉
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You weave your magical words so well, Kunal!
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Thanks! Really appreciate it!
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My pleasure!
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🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
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I love to view art outside without all the wine and pretense. I like to imagine effort, talent, inspiration and mind pulling me into it. Oh, and children’s art is some of my favorite. Nothing like a heart translated my a child’s vision of art.
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That’s great, Susie! Many thanks for the read!
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So mean to the dear missus….but then I guess that’s part of the art that comes with the husband’s job! An absolutely entertaining read, Kunal, though had you actually doled out some dough, you would surely have appreciated Munch’s ‘Scream’ more! 😂
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Ha, thanks, Vidur, I’ll pass!
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Well-written piece Kunal!
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Thanks, Nisha! 🙏🏽😊
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Arty farty my ass. Love this kick ass humour.
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Thought you would! 🙏🏽
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Chal bye 🌞.
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