Woke up one day to a challenge very silly
To test my ability to imbibe hot chilli
I’m Indian, used to spice, bring it on
Man, I’d live to regret the day I was born
We went from left to right on the Scoville scale
To see whether I’d pass and when I’d fail
From mild & sweet green, yellow, orange to angry red
As things became hotter, I became more & more afraid
At first, I was turned on by the quaint names
It was, after all, supposed to be just a game
Pimento, pasilla, pepadew, puya, purira, paprika
Pungent poblano, piri piri, pepperoncini, chilaca
Fresno, serrano, amarillo, guajillo, rocotillo
Jalapeno, tshololo, chimayo, tabasco, zia pueblo
Yatsufusa, tabiche, datil, sandia, santaka, fatalii
Chile de arbol,Β malagueta, shisito, murici and infinity
Friariello, rocoto, Guntur, dundicut, pequin
Aji panca, coronado, bird’s eye, cayenne
Congo red, shipkas, ancho, jwala, Tien Tsin
Red Amazon, murugi giant, oda, moruga scorpion
Sonora, Santa Fe, hidalgo, diablo grande, Anaheim
Japanese, Chinese, Thai, Mexican and American
Morita, chipotle, hatch, cascabel, Scotch Bonnet
Mirasol, chipotle, habanero, Aleppo, Madame Jeanette
Cumari do para, dedo de moca, Galapagoense
Yukari bakan, and more such mirth and nonsense
Closer home with the Naga viper and the ghost pepper
Is when I really started to sweat and quaver
No amount of milk or sweet could temper the fiery heat
I burned all the way from my tongue to my seat
One minute I was hahahahahahahaha…hot
But the next morning, I cried as I sat on the pot
Funny!
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Whoa! So many varieties of chillies….never heard of them. A hot and hilarious one Kunal ππ
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Thanks, R!
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Hahahhaaaaa well penned π
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Thank you!!!
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Lol π€ππyou are quite something K.
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I’m on fire, Yas π
Thanks for coming by!
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Yeah I can smell the smoke π¨, smoking hot K π₯΅
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Ummm, actually I meant something else, Y!!! π
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What did you mean , K π€
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Hahahaha and that is correct everything little inch will come out sizzling on the pot. Lovely and awesome poem for chillies, K. Too good.
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Thanks, Kamal! It is fun researching and writing these silly rhymes π
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Yes yes of course you must do that Kunal. Something new to add to poetry. Keep it going we love your style of writing.
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Thanks again, K
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Welcome ππ πππ
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I went to a restaurant and asked the (Indian) waiter how hot a particular dish was. He told me on a scale of 10, it was about 5. I soon learned it is all relative. His 5 was an 8 to me, and I was suffering! π
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I can imagine! Iβm not too comfortable with extra spice either, by Indian standards! Thanks, my friend!
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This made me smile! Thanks for the laugh!
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I did, too, while writing…
Iβm glad it did, many thanks!
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I did, too, while writing…
Iβm glad it did, many thanks!
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You’re welcome!
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That is one hot topic. ππ₯
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Front & rear π
Thanks!!!
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Hahahahaha….too much mirchi for one write, Bhai! ππ€£
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Haha, I thought variety was the spice of life but here I need an extinguisher! Thanks, V-bhai!
So, no Mirchi with your next vada pao then? π
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It is…but too much of the same spice…I am not sure! π
Arre vada pao mein to mirchi mangta hai bhai. π
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Ya Kunal , wonder which end burnt more, LOL. Great . Keep up the hot work
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Both ends, Bob, and all the way in between!!! On fireπ₯ Tx, buddy!!
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Like this post–so whimsical!
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π thank you!!!
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Kunal, a marvelously humorous penning, served up exceptionally well!
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Thank you, Lance!
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A very sincere pleasure, Kunal.
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Talking about extinguisher? Call the fire brigade!
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π Thanks, dad!
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Welcome, son.
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Nice one!πΆοΈ
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Thank you! I take it that you like things spicy then? π
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Yes but not quite as much!
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With food, it’s always a convenient amount of teekha, depending on what’s being served; boring veggies or dal means it’s hot, biryani it’s bearable!! Thanks, S, all goo with you?
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Thanks for the education on peppers! Hope your bum is better, Kunal! π
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Hahaha, thanks Susi! Ready for the next round of verse! π
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lol Oh, this should be good! π
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Hope you laugh at my poetry and not my plight, sir! π
Many thanks for coming by!
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I am a sadist so I am multi tasking π well written.
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ππππ½
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You blow my mind!!! Thanks for the laugh! Cheers!!! π
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Hahaha, thank you! ππ½
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My pleasure!!! π
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