May 27, 2019May 25, 2019 by Kunal Thakore

HAIRY SCARY

Humor, Poetry, ramblings
abracadabra, barber, blood, hair, limerick, macabre, neck, razor, vampire, wand
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Came across who I thought was a wizard barber
He’d work his razor like a wand, abracadabra
But every customer’s neck he would nick
Till it oozed crimson blood thick
Turned out he was a character macabre

So every one who sat in his chair
And let him trim their beards and hair
Faced a situation rather dire
Being worked upon by a vampire
They shed more than just hair, I fear

You might also like: Begone, Mr. Beard!

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paeansunplugged May 27, 2019 at 9:01 am

Lol!

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1. Kunal Thakore May 27, 2019 at 9:33 am
  
  Thanks!!
  
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  1. paeansunplugged May 27, 2019 at 9:34 am
    
    My pleasure! 😀
    
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boundlessblessingsblog May 27, 2019 at 12:11 pm

Hahaha too good and yes a Mr. Vampire suits this barber and the picture is also too scary for such a barber. Lovely poem, K.

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1. Kunal Thakore May 27, 2019 at 12:12 pm
  
  Thanks, Kamal! Hope you’re well? That required some photoshopping! 🙂
  
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  1. boundlessblessingsblog May 27, 2019 at 12:13 pm
    
    Hahaha and yes all good Kunal. Only very hot in Mumbai but that is our climate.
    
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  2. Kunal Thakore May 27, 2019 at 12:14 pm
    
    Yes, Bombay is v hot & humid! Whereabouts do you live, Kamal – I’m in Bandra
    
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  3. boundlessblessingsblog May 27, 2019 at 12:35 pm
    
    Oh I stay at Grant road and where in bandra do you stay Kunal
    
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  4. Kunal Thakore May 27, 2019 at 12:46 pm
    
    Near Linking Road
    
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  5. boundlessblessingsblog May 27, 2019 at 2:17 pm
    
    K that place is crowded like mad. Kunal tu gujju che keh
    
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  6. Kunal Thakore May 27, 2019 at 2:22 pm
    
    Yes and yes 🙂
    
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  7. boundlessblessingsblog May 27, 2019 at 2:38 pm
    
    K great to hear that cause I am Parsi (Bawa) and you are toh staying in an elitist place, Bandra is a very posh area. Chalo good to hear ek blogger friend living in Mumbai.
    
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  8. Kunal Thakore May 27, 2019 at 2:40 pm
    
    I loooooooove Bawas! Studied in a Bawa school and earlier lived in a bldg full of Bawas! Pl remain your ghelo selves for ever and may your tribe increase!
    
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  9. boundlessblessingsblog May 27, 2019 at 2:45 pm
    
    Hahaha of course we are a funny lot and thanks to you guys we are speaking in Gujju nai toh keh if we had to land in South India, undu gundu, bolte like an empty vessel. Oh great to hear that Bawa school etle all our bawa language which is not good u must be knowing cause that is second language for us. K read the poem I posted on beautiful brunette it is very different .
    
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  10. Kunal Thakore May 27, 2019 at 2:48 pm
    
    Of course dikra, all the bad words & bad habits! 😜 I will thoda time maa
    
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  11. boundlessblessingsblog May 27, 2019 at 2:52 pm
    
    KK thanks dikra.
    
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HAIRY SCARY | random rants ruminations ramblings | Fantasy Gift Sources: Book Reviews, Art, Gifts, Music, News, Savings May 27, 2019 at 1:18 pm

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1. Kunal Thakore May 27, 2019 at 1:43 pm
  
  Thank you, appreciate it! 👍🙏🏽😊
  
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syl65 May 27, 2019 at 7:17 pm

More than a trim and cut I see!

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1. Kunal Thakore May 27, 2019 at 7:25 pm
  
  Haha, yeah! Many thanks, Syl!
  
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  1. syl65 May 27, 2019 at 8:15 pm
    
    Haha, you’re welcome, brother!
    
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thelonelyauthorblog May 27, 2019 at 9:23 pm

Haircut, shave, and bite.

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1. Kunal Thakore May 27, 2019 at 9:31 pm
  
  Exactly 😀! Thanks for coming by!
  
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  1. thelonelyauthorblog May 27, 2019 at 9:32 pm
    
    Have a great week.
    
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  2. Kunal Thakore May 27, 2019 at 9:44 pm
    
    You too!
    
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  3. thelonelyauthorblog May 27, 2019 at 9:48 pm
    
    Thanks
    
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Shantanu Baruah May 28, 2019 at 2:20 am

Haha – good one, Kunal

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1. Kunal Thakore May 28, 2019 at 7:22 am
  
  Thank you, S! 😀
  
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  1. Shantanu Baruah May 28, 2019 at 7:24 am
    
    My absolute pleasure
    
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vidur sahdev May 30, 2019 at 9:09 pm

Hahaha…my barber is going to wonder why me look strangely at him on my next visit!!!

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1. Kunal Thakore May 30, 2019 at 9:30 pm
  
  😀 Tx, Vidur, glad it made you smile!
  
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  1. vidur sahdev May 30, 2019 at 9:33 pm
    
    😄👍
    
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Bored Reblogs | random rants ruminations ramblings June 19, 2019 at 9:22 pm

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K Morris Poet June 22, 2019 at 4:57 pm

Thanks for the smile, Kunal. I actually visited my local barber’s this morning to have my beard trimmed. Fortunately there are no blacked out windows and the day, being sunny the door to the street was open. However I’m always careful not to insult the barber’s sister, mother etc as it only takes one little slip of that razer . . .! Best – Kevin

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1. Kunal Thakore June 22, 2019 at 4:59 pm
  
  Hahahaha, Yeah, you’re safer that way! Thanks, Kevin, have a good weekend!
  
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  1. K Morris Poet June 22, 2019 at 5:02 pm
    
    Thanks, Kunal. You too, have a great weekend. Its sunny here in London but I think rain is predicted for Monday!
    
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  2. Kunal Thakore June 22, 2019 at 5:06 pm
    
    And it’s supposed to be the monsoons here in Mumbai, but the sun’s out! Enjoy the cricket, then!
    
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  3. K Morris Poet June 22, 2019 at 5:10 pm
    
    Thank you. I shall do that. There was a wonderful poem by a Tamil poet on radio 4 yesterday about the rain/monsoon. Kevin
    
    On 6/22/19, random rants ruminations ramblings
    
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  4. Kunal Thakore June 22, 2019 at 5:11 pm
    
    Is it? Although, I’d need a translator 😊
    
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  5. Kunal Thakore June 22, 2019 at 5:16 pm
    
    Hey, if it’s raining tomorrow and you’re stuck indoors, enjoy this read on the Sabbath 😀
    https://randomrantsruminationsramblings.wordpress.com/2015/02/17/begone-mr-beard/
    
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  6. K Morris Poet June 22, 2019 at 6:30 pm
    
    The poem is here on the BBC website and was read in English. However, I am not sure whether you can access the BBC player in India. I hope you can. However, if not perhaps you can find the poem online. Thanks for the link to Sunday reading. The link to the poem is here, https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m000615d
    
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  7. Kunal Thakore June 22, 2019 at 6:36 pm
    
    Thank you, K!
    
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  8. K Morris Poet June 22, 2019 at 6:50 pm
    
    You are welcome, Kunal.
    
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Zeus.Creative July 19, 2019 at 2:59 pm

That’s that FIRE brotha!

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1. Kunal Thakore July 19, 2019 at 3:10 pm
  
  😀👍🙏🏽
  
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