THAT DIRE STRAITS SONG

Last night with my earphones as I thought Mark Knofler rocks
I got some private messages in my inbox

Leggy Russian Olga wants to talk to me
She’s lonely and looking for company

The rich Nigerian Prince Affonso also wrote to me
Saying he’s got a fantastic money-making opportunity

Both these guys seem oh-so-chirpy
But something inside makes me nervy

I’m tempted but now I need to take a call
Whether to post all my personal details on my wall

So that I can really see
If money’s for nothing and the chicks are free