Tired of being single, I looked to settle down, find myself a wife
Little did I know I was in for the wildest ride of my life
Met this girl at a bar, man, she looked swell
Seemed single and ready to mingle, but who could tell
I mustered up the courage and asked her her name
We spoke a bit, I asked her out and yeah, she was game
I dressed up to the nines and drove up to her door
Showed up in my conservative sedan, hi, you ready to go
There she was, leather jacket, helmet in hand
Cast an eye at my car, said that’s too boring and bland
So I hopped aboard her fatboy, shiny and full of chrome
And off we went down the highway, vroom, vroom, vroom
As she picked up speed, the exhaust going putt, putt, putt
I shook my head, o boy, what was I thinking, am I a mutt
We hooked up with her gang, all big, hairy dudes
Metalheads and beer buffs with aggressive attitude
That’s only the first, I thought, there’ll be many more
But nothing prepared me for what else was in store
She was a gal, right, so I tried treating her doll-ish
Gifted her perfume, she preferred the smell of grease & polish
I’d take her shopping for heels and jewelry & rings
She liked looking for boots & chains and those kind of things
Soon, it started getting much too tough
I wanted soft and gentle, she loved it rough
She loved carbs (-ohydrates and -urettor)
And not removing her foot from the accelerator
While I was the opposite, quite a wimp
Staid and afraid, her style I’d totally crimp
I had dreams of someone feminine, who’d be my kids’ mother
But my biker babe was butch and grungy, quite the other
I was looking for the wings and white of an angel
Whereas she wore only black, an angel from hell
She believed in diesel, denims and dust
No trace of love, it was all raw lust
I’d fallen for her green eyes, but now all I could see
Were tattoos and piercings, more turn off than pretty
It wasn’t working, it was time to part, I said it’s the road or me
No big surprise, she chose to be with her darn Harley
So I guess I’ll have to find myself another bachelorette
Preferably someone more comfortable driving an Italian scooterette
As a fan of the Marissa Bergen brand of humour in poetry –https://rockandrollsupermom.wordpress.com –
I hope this appeals to her funny bone 🙂
Hey, Marissa, cheers!
No matter how rarely I am on here, there days, I always seem to find the right ones to read! Right up my alley and thanks for the shout out. Perhaps you should try a more conservative dating site!
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😀 thanks, Marissa, hope you’re doing well?
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Funny post 😉
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Thanks
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Cool 😎
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Thanks!
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Oh wow, Kunal what a poem and she sure looks a daredevil instead of a coy girl with a dog and all. Great poem, loved it.
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Kya karein, Kamal, I got phasaao-ed!!! 😉
Thanks for coming by!
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Hahaha hota hai friend and that too if she is looking so good. Anyways enjoy till you can, Kunal.
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🙂
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Beautifully crafted
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Thanks, Derrick, I appreciate it!
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Wonderful post
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Thanks!
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Hahaha, loved it!
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Thanks, Hammad, glad you did!
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Very cool! Sounds like a bit of me, except for the tattoos and piercings bit and maybe more. Haha. Great post, K!
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Thanks, N! Surely you’re not as wild as her, otherwise tu meri dost na hoti 😉
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Haha. True. But then, tera dost hone ke liye feminine banna zaroori hain?/
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Hmmm, point!
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See?
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I am love with this Dark Angel. 🥀🥀🥀
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Hahahahahahah, how could you? She broke my heart!!!!
Thanks, Dorna!
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Hey Buddy….could you forward the number plate 😉
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😳All yours, my friend, be my guest! 🙏🏽
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😂
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I loved this ! So funny and very nicely penned too 🙂
Hope you are doing well Kunal 🙂
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Yes, I am. Thanks, Zee! Been a while with you, hasn’t it?
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Ah yes ! Been a long while! But I’m back, recently posted a new blogpost after this long break 🙂
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Ha ha enjoyed reading every bit of it. You’ve done a wonderful job of this kind of poetry.
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Thanks!
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Very talented writing and so funny – I loved it!
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Thanks, I had fun, too, but my daughter thought it was “lame!” 🙂
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Ah – that’s a generational thing!😀
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🙂
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A good one Lol!
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Thanks! 🙂
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dope
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🙂
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