Oh, man! Menopause…

Hot flashes, flushed face
Is it going to be one of those days?

Emotions running high, patience low
Not knowing which way the wind blows, I go with the flow

No words spoken, still a fight
No matter I didn’t do anything, it’s alright

It’s all because
It’s menopause

Showing all the symptoms: mood-swings like a pendulum,
Passion, vulnerability, depression, irritability, temper tantrums

Say something, don’t talk to me
Come closer, just goddamn let me be

It’s so bloody hot, no it’s freezing cold
Get away from me, no hug me close, tighten your hold

Sigh, it’s all because
It’s menopause

I’m tired and hungry, you’re always only eating
Are you cheating, who’ve you been meeting?

Say you love me, am I bloated and fat
Do you really want me to honestly answer that?

I don’t know what’s wrong with me, why I’m upset
It’s alright, honey, I know how it gets

Just chill, it’s all because
It’s menopause

Men get it too, so don’t you worry
It’s only our middle aged hormones going awry

And that’s a fact, but of course
Except in our case, it’s called andropause