Anecdoche* – A Story about Saturday Nights

Duuuude! Babes!
Muah, muah!
How you doin’?

Yack yack yackety yack
I, me, myself
Look at me!
Look at you!
Lucky you! Oh, poor you!
Oohs and aahs
Blah blah blah
Nonsensical talk
He has nothing to say but blabbers on
Can she never keep her mouth shut?
Vacuous, inane, superficial
Thou dost talk too much
Silence, please!
Jabber jabber
Quiet, I said
Buzz buzz buzz
Rumour mongering
Cackle cackle
Bitching
Oh my God!
You’ve lost weight!
You’re looking gorgeous!
Lies and more lies
Go on…
Chit chat
Debates and arguments
Hubbub
Raised voices
Decibels
Gossip
Incoherent gibberish
Hahahahahahaha

Frankly, my dear, I couldn’t give a $#!+
So do me a favour and STFU!

 

*(n) A conversation in which everyone is talking, but nobody is listening