Last night I had a nightmare, it was November 2016
And Obama was soon going to be a has-been
In my sleep, I wondered about the next POTUS
If it were to be a certain someone, heaven help us
If the ex-First Lady didn’t make it
Of which I have my doubts
Then we might have a brash billionaire
Were Americans to elect that lout
Whereas Mr President would be rich
With money coming out of his ass
He’d also be pompous and arrogant as hell
With complete sub-zero class
So what if he were a Richie Rich
He wouldn’t be worth a dollar
Certainly not leader of the Free World
Only the fringe would be his followers
With guns, God and Palin on his side
They would be completely smitten
He’d be a state guest in all the countries
Well, maybe except for Britain
He’d be a buffoon with a bouffant
Even dumber than Dubya
Obnoxious and rude to women
Couldn’t get much worse, Iowa, could ya
$ 2 mill a week may get him TRPs on TV
But would it help to boost his image
And whoever were to be chosen as VP
Was going to suffer irretrievable collateral damage
I dreamed on about the debate
Spewing fire, spouting hate
And thought after the likes of Lincoln or Kennedy
Was this man really the remedy
He’d sit in the Oval Office
An insensitive, sexist boor
Think he’s on the sets of The Apprentice
Could someone show him the door
The most powerful man on the planet
Would be flying on Air Force One
With the Secret Service protecting him
And the world waiting for him to come undone
He would buy out Camp David
And fence in all the fifty states
Send every single illegal back
As if they were ‘return to sender’ freight
He’d screen all visitors
Keep possible immigrants out
And if challenged on any point
Be a petulant bully and pout
He’d fix the economy
Even if it weren’t broke
He claims he has the answers, you see
At least, thus he spoke
He’d set things straight, make America great
He’d boast of righting all the wrongs
He’d carry along the allies
While Iran and North Korea get schlonged
He’d ride the back seat of the Beast
Show Putin just who’s boss
He’d re-brand The White House
With his surname, not giving a toss
He’d stare down the dragon
Look Hu in the eye and get him to blink
Then build another Manhattan
In downtown Shanghai, who would think
Carpet-bomb the shit out of ISIS
Not knowing what they stood for
While waving the flag, USA! USA!
And then bombing them some more
Used to having his own way and uncaring of opinion
He’d be a man of small stature
He’d reduce the highest office of the land
Into a shambolic caricature
He’d have the rest of the world
Looking on in shock and awe
His foot-in-the-mouth faux pas
Making them drop their jaws
He might have to be bailed out again by a Saudi prince
Yet not take it as a slap on his face
I wondered in my sleepy state
Wishing for the other NYC mogul to enter the race
The bad dream wouldn’t end
I thought that I was cursed
Till good fortune took over, and I felt
My bladder (like Hillary’s) was about to burst
I shuddered as I woke up
And hit the floor with a thump
Realised, thank God I’m Indian
And I don’t have to vote for that chump
But I still said a morning prayer
For the home of the brave and land of the free
From sea to shining sea
That they didn’t get a man such as he
Well done
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Ugh, I’m still reeling from the thought! Some dreams you just don’t want to see come true!
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Yes I agree. I know little of American Politics but I do know I would have not voted from him unless he got a good haircut of course lol
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Hahahaha
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🙂
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If you don’t mind, where are you from?
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From Canada. I live in Nanaimo on an Island named Vancouver Island. I am not far from the american border.
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Ah, what a difference between Trudeau & Trump! 😊
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Major difference.There are some bought ones that are nice!
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True! I hear Vancouver is spectacularly beautiful, never been to Canada except over the Niagara
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My home town is St. Catharines Ontario which is 20 minutes away from Niagara falls. Yes British Columbia is a beautiful Province with such diversity. I lived in Vancouver years ago for almost 2 years then moved to a suburb close enough to Vancouver. The city life is or was at a beautiful pace..now I would imagine it is faster. Vancouver will greet you with beautiful mountains and lush greenery with beaches and many trails for hiking. Transportation is great and people relatively friendly. I don’t know about now as I moved to the east coast of Canada in the maritimes and returned and settled on the island.8 years ago. I think though every place has its own beauty.
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Can imagine! Some day…?!
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No question mark after some day. Some day I will be in Vancouver. Much better
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I actually meant some say that I might be able to visit 😊
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🙂
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That was fabulous!
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Thank you! I had fun doing that!
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I don’t think there’s anyone out there who disagrees with this and yet he’s leading in all these polls… scary!
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Yeah! You have a difficult choice to make, Marissa! 🙂
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It’s an easy choice for me. The problem is that there may not be enough who see it my way!
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I hope they do!!
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Nice writing and yeah what a dream! If it came true it impacts on all of us even if we don’t have to vote. So where have all the leaders gone?
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Oh, it impacts the whole world, that’s the pity! I think we’ve all dumbed down to such a level as to elect the most idiotic of leaders
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Apart from nation states, I’m of the view that leadership across institutions is under threat. I somehow feel that there is a responsibility on all of us to step forward in whatever form or station in life to lead where we can or build leadership where we spot potential. The world is getting more complex each day for us to simply leave it to chance.
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How very true!
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Sorry, you tagged this as humor so let me just get off my soapbox and say have a lovely day!
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Currently humour, hoping it doesn’t become reality!
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🙂
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keeping my fingers crossed though thank God I’d have to vote for no Chump either!
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Lol! We have some jokers in our part of the world, as well!
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That we do! I wonder if there was a PoliticOlympic among the oriental and occidental chumps who would win it!!!
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You said it…a nightmare…i am not American but the world will NOT be a better place with Trump at the helm of America! If America does vote him in then God help us all!
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Absolutely! And knowing you’re Canadian, I wanted to contrast Trump and Trudeau !
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Yes, thanks!!!
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God will DEFINITELY need to help us all. Fox News is telling us Donald Trump is leading big time in the polls. Cruz and Rubio have NO fucking chance in hell. Sorry for the French there, buddy.
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No worries!
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Yes, indeed…it’s just what America and the rest of the world needs – Trump for president. God help us all!! Your French was perfectly executed!!
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😊
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I read that joke about Canada building a fence to keep the Americans from coming over if Drumpf became prez, and making him pay for it! 😆
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🙂 I believe it is one of the only sane things I have heard Trump say in his campaign. He told reporters that the idea of America having to build a fence along the Canadian border was crazy and that America had more important things to worry about. However, maybe a bubble over the states to contain the Trump bug might be a better idea 🙂
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😊
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Excellent….It is just unreal here. We keep waiting for him to bow out but he just keeps going.
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😀
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Ha ha ha you obviously had lots of fun writing this…bravo, very well done…going to share with MM now…cleverly done maestro! At the same time it’s extremely worrying that this sort of scenario could be happening in the first place…God help us all and God help America to be wise…gulp!
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Yes, it was a fun write but God save all of us if we’re to come true! Best to you & MM
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if donald duck becomes prez, i’ll apply for asylum in canada like this bloke
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2015/11/02/a-black-man-is-applying-for-refugee-status-in-canada-citing-police-racism-dont-laugh/
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Yeah! Dump the Trump! 🙂
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it wouldn’t surprise me if he got elected though. 😓
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Noooooo! Heaven forbid! But atleast he’s entertaining to us outsiders
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#smallloanofamilliondollars
lmao
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Hahaha, I can’t believe people take that man seriously! 😮
Like people are actually gonna vote for that clown, for real!! 😮 It baffles me. Says a lot about American’s mindset though… *shaking my head*
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But Y’know what, like I said elsewhere, we’ve plenty of these kinds in our part of the world, too! Just look around you!
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But to say that it has always been like this in our part of the world. Americans have had some great Presidents in their time and I thought they were at least a little more wise than us to consider Donald Trump as a real candidate …
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Sign of the times, Zee! And I do think we’ve all dumbed down considerably 😟
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Unfortunately That’s true 😦
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You pictured such a bad nightmare in well structured poem! Loved all your poems! 🙂
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Thanks, again! Imagine if he were to get elected! 😳
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I already got the horror by reading your poem! You want to scare me more??! :O
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Hahahaha
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Beautiful blog.💕💕💕 I love the way u write…its simply awe .
You might just wanna read mine…:’)
https://mahekmithare.wordpress.com/
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Thanks, Mahek! 😊
And you write pretty well yourself!
God bless, take care!
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haha fav part: “I shuddered as I woke up And hit the floor with a thump
Realised, thank God I’m Indian”
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We gotta vote for desi chumps here, so it’s all the same eventually
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Not ever close bro. 😦
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😀
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*even* very sloppy with my typing tonight.
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Thanks for your prayers! A nightmare for sure!
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Yeah!
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Hilarious ass poem. Yeah, America is pretty fucked honestly. You are very astute because as an American, I’m watching all of this unfold. I even made my own post about it: https://xaranahara.wordpress.com/2016/02/28/three-day-quotation-challenge-day-2-my-nick-name-in-2012-was-donald-trump/
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Thanks…..going across to check yours out
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👏👏👏👏👏👏
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Thanks, bro!
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Indian version please ! I can’t wait 😀😀😀
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Sent thru email
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A stupendous poem -poetic revelation! 😉
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Thanks, Dorna!
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…it’s a reblog from last December, since the debate is coming up I thought it’d be topical
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It is very fitting for the political arena. 😉
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Excellent. Relevant
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Yes, you have a choice to make, it’s a big day for the world. This is in fact an old post reblogged today. Thanks a lot for reading!
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If it weren’t a possible reality, I would laugh. Well written Kunal. I liked the lines:
He’d fix the economy
Even if it weren’t broke
I think that is the problem with the world. We are all trying to fix things, some of which are not even broken. And the rest of the events may be going through their natural cycle and our interference is having far reaching negative effects.
Only one thing needs to be fixed…the man or woman in the mirror.
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This post is actually from last December when the man was still just another in the race. Now, he’s 24hrs from being the most powerful man on the planet (shudder!!!).
As for your last observation – all I can say is, “if only…”
Thanks, Sonya! Be sure to have your telly on tomorrow morning 🙂
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As a soothsayer, I predict that your dream wont come true. So don’t lose sleep. HaHaHa.
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I love this,enjoyed reading 🙂
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Let’s hope the joke doesn’t become reality, though!
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So, this is clear to you. “No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.” H.L. Mencken
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Oh I agree! For such a great nation, its citizens are dumb 😜
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Fantastic 😊
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Thanks, K!
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