Let me introduce Donald the dyslexic
One heck of a happy-go-lucky dcuk
Not a care in the world, living on a farm
With his bestie, a chicken named Hcuk
Together, both would frolic all day
Skipping around in farmyard mcuk
One waddling and quacking with joy
While the other would hop and clcuk
Then a guest came visiting his country cousins one day
From the far-off city, in a shiny new trcuk
Tires squealing, braking hard, he pulled up in the yard
Portly and boorish, a slobbish, sneering schmcuk
Sat his ample self down on the sofa
And declared he was ready for evening tcuk
The poor little farmer and his wife
Large hearted hosts but short of a bcuk
The wife, she rushed for fresh vegetables from the patch
But there was no meat or sausage or ground chcuk
As they hesitated, the city slicker demanded
“Well, I saw something I fancy – how about roast dcuk?”
Aww shcuks, you know where this story is headed
Someone’s going to run out of lcuk
With heavy heart and no option in sight
Into the coop our farmer silently sncuk
Amid a cacophony of noise and flurry of feathers
Farmer and fowl both ran amcuk
Alas and alack, dear dyslexic Donald lost his neck
And his feathers the farmer did tearfully plcuk
In he went to the oven for a fine roast
On his drumstick did Mr Guest enthusiastically scuk
Gravy dribbling down his double chin & belly
And splattered all over his napkin, quite ycuk
But there’s a twist – dame destiny had a plan
A bit of bone in Mr Guest’s gullet got stcuk
Tiny as it was, the big jerk couldn’t breathe
It seemed as large as a hockey pcuk
And as he gasped and choked to his death
The farmer and his wife looked on dumbstrcuk
And a dead dcuk’s ghostly quack was heard
“That’s what you get when with karma you try to fcuk!”
Totally fun
and so well
done!!! 😀
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Yup, I did have fun doing this one, Lola! Glad you enjoyed it, too!
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poor city bloke. dcuk happens to be a favorite of mine! 😜
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Hahahaha, thnak yuo!
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XD
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Ha! This one was really fun! With all those ck’s (or kc’s) believe it or not, I did not expect that last one!
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Inspired by your funny bone, Marissa……glad you approve!
I tried to keep the most obvious _uck for the last!
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I know, you see, it was so obvious, yet I did not see it coming!!
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Hey Marissa – can I direct you to another funny? Tx in advance…
https://randomrantsruminationsramblings.wordpress.com/2015/03/31/the-fifth-decade/
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You’re welcome. Another goodie!
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your posts are some of the best! Another great piece
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Thank you, that’s kind of you!
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Fully fun dear kun
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Thanks for the nice rhyming endorsement
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This was so fun and interesting. My dad is slightly dyslexic and he often tells me about it, so this poem was so refreshing to read, Very creative Kunal. Great job 🙂
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Thanks & cheers! 😊
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Dcuk, Clcuk What the Mcuk ! Enjoyed reading it Kunal. Poetry is an unlikely vehicle for delivery of humour. Good One 🙂
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Thank you, my friend!
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Fun to read Kunal ,nice rhyming ,
flows well, with a twist in the Tail 🙂
but is there a deeper meaning ? Are you trying to turn all of us in Vegetarians ??
Cheers
Shreerang
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Thats not my job, Im not a chaddiwallah 🙂
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This. This is priceless :’D
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Aww shcuks, you’re embarrasing me!
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Just true talk xD
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Wow. That poem was funny. 🙂
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Thanks! Maybe you’ll also like this one, then! Have a read – https://randomrantsruminationsramblings.wordpress.com/2015/08/20/ocd-overdose/
Thanks for coming by!
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That was good! Started out like a childrens’ rhyming book, ended up with fatal revenge and an F-bomb. Never saw that coming. Well done!
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Thanks! 😊
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Ah you are funny! And all in inspired by the word FCUK. ha!ha! Well back to work you go for more inspiration and perspiration 🙂
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:). You have wonderful day! Take care
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Thank you – last day in the good old Cape and we start the very long drive back home and back to the grind and the rush. Enjoy your day too 🙂
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Such a delightful read 🙂 Love the sparkling humor and wit in this poem.
Beautifully executed! Thank you so much for participating!! 😀
PS: I have linked your poem to the correct prompt. You were a bit early 🙂 The prompt will go LIVE on my blog in 2 hours. Appreciate your enthusiasm. Have added you on Facebook 😀 this way you ll remain updated about the prompts in future. Thank you once again Kunal 🙂
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this was very entertaining. Ioved this karma poem although I’m a nonbeliever. you’re a genius! Impressed!
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Than you, James! Was just having some fun!
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Too.Much.Fun. And so clever.
Love the humor here. Thanks for the giggle.
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Glad you liked it!
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The way you carried that rhyme, so skillful, so witty. What a charming write. Great story
much love…
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fun twist!…
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Thanks! Karma always gets you in the end!
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Ha, wish I could say I didn’t see that coming, too but I guess I’m too jaded. Good fun
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Thanks, Debi! 😀
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I saw Donald’s fate, but not the schmuck’s 😛 That was too fun to read. Lovely rhyme 😀
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Thanks!
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Maybe you’ll like this one too –
https://randomrantsruminationsramblings.wordpress.com/2015/08/20/ocd-overdose/
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OMG. So good. Genius word play and so much fun to read. 👏👏👏 bravo
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Thanks! Maybe you’ll enjoy this one, too. It was an earlier attempt at humour inspired by my wife 😜…
https://randomrantsruminationsramblings.wordpress.com/2015/08/20/ocd-overdose/
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Very good. And now I’m following her. Who knows I may find something there to help my crazy head. 🙏❤️ Love when a man promotes and supports his wife. Classy Gentleman
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Thanks again, Ax
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Actually I was poking fun at her over fastidious-ness! 😊
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Spoken like a Demi-God haha
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👍
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Fccccccccccuk ! This was so awesomely funny and the end was the best twist ! The dolt deserved to kick the bcuket !
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Haahahahhahahah! Glad you liked it! But I don’t like dcuk, prefer chikcen!
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I love chicken too ! What would one with a lisp call Daffy Duck ? hahah
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LOL!
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