Last night I couldn’t sleep,
I tried counting sheep
To many rams, I added as many ewes
But the total still didn’t reach zzzzz
I started at the beginning
Lined them up in a queue
One by one, they jumped over the fence
Each one muttering, “damn you!”
“Gee”, I wondered, “what the eff, sheep can’t talk
But sure enough they spoke right back
“It’s late at night, why can’t you let us be?
It’s not yet time for Rover’s morning walk.”
Along came a black one
Thinking ghost, I screamed “eeee!”
Till I gathered my wits around me
And exhaled an “oh kay!”
Three o’clock and no shut eye
With me awake, wondering “what in ‘ell?”
Still counting wool and lamb chops
Did I miss one? “Aye, wait a minute, stop!”
Frustrated, I paused at sheep x,
Loosened my pj’s & went for a pee
The sheep, ever patient, awaited their turn
As I then irritatedly brewed some tea
I passed New Zealand’s tally
And started counting them in twos
“Hurry up!” I said. “We are!” said they
You are still with me, aren’t you?
After six zillion and a few more zeroes
I was running out of sheep to count
Yet my sorry state of sleeplessness
Like the numbers continued to mount
“Bah!” I gave up, “baa baa” they bleated back
The RJ on the morning radio and his peppy tracks
Got me grouchily trudging out of the sack
I need some OJ inside of me
Today, I’m a zombie, it’s plain to see
Like the humor–clever concept on this one.
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Thank you, kind sir!
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Lovely humor
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Quite interesting. Poetry, humour and a fresh perspective..all together
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LOL #LoveIt Wonderfully written!
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Thanks, Miss Lou! BTW, isn’t it pretty late already in Oz tonite??? 😉
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Delightful one Kunal ! Enjoyed it.
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Reblogged this on random rants ruminations ramblings.
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This is awesome!
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Thank you! But not so when you dont get sleep for days on end!!!! 😉
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Oh gosh- I know! I’ve been there and it’s horrible, so sorry. I only meant your creativity and how you put this piece together-that is the awesome part- your talent 🙂
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Oh no no, please don’t apologise! It’s fun to make things like this up, but not as much to toss & turn! 😄
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Ok 🙂 i know what you mean- I hope you are sleeping now sweet soul :))
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Thanks! 🙂
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Welcome :))
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Quite relevant for me as I am currently struggling with insomnia myself. I heard that if you try to think of real people names have the initials AA, BB and so on down the alphabet, it will help you sleep. It’s actually been helpful for me except that I’ve done it so many times I no longer can concentrate enough on it so that it keeps my mind from wandering.
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Very humorously told:-) I too have erratic sleeping patterns. Thank you so much for all your recent follows: Best Chevvy
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You’re welcome!
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Hahaha it made me giggle! Interesting post!
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Glad you liked it!
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I did 😉
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You and I have that (insomnia) in common! A recent sleep study revealed that the area in my brain responsible for triggering REM sleep is no longer functional. Real drag, no doubt, so I can without a doubt relate.
I truly enjoyed your poetic account of a sleepless night; not that a night like is enjoyable — but your writing is fantastic!! Many blessings to you!
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Thank you, Jodee! I’ve given up fretting about sleep not coming to me – I read or write till such time… 😊
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as someone with a long off and on relationship with Insomnia i thoroughly enjoyed it, lovely use of humor
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Shukriya, Akhiz! You might also like the humorous one on shaving – Begone, Mr Beard – unless you love your razor! Check it out…
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https://randomrantsruminationsramblings.wordpress.com/2015/02/17/begone-mr-beard/
Here it is, Akhiz!
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I have nominated you for Creative Blogger Award
https://akhizmunawar.wordpress.com/2015/10/25/sunshine-creative-blogger-awards/
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Haha. Nice . A sweet n humorous take.
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And I am reading this beautiful piece for the first time, over two and a half years after it was first
published, my genious son! Makes me really feel very proud. God Bless.
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I think you’ve read it before, but anyway, thanks!
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